Dreamnorn

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Puppyshipping -- What I Hate About You by Dreamnorn, literature

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Puppyshipping -- What I Hate About You

WARNING: Slash pairing, occasional coarse language. Wheeler has this way of making me tense, which only reinforces my numerous reasons to keep my guard up in his presence. Aside from that, he's one of Yugi's friends, he's broke, he has a deadbeat dad, and he was formerly in a gang — the first reason of which is dangerous for obvious reasons, and the other three of which give him good motives to rob me. That would be a dumb move, but I could believe someone in his straights would try. He wouldn't be the first. Then there's also the fact that he's disgusting. And a mutt. I think I'm allergic to him, in fact. That would certainly explain

Thiefshipping -- 'Where the Heart Is' P2 by Dreamnorn, literature

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Thiefshipping -- 'Where the Heart Is' P2

WARNING: Slash pairing, occasional coarse language, college AU. That evening, as expected, Bakura returned home before seven. He had what appeared to be a knowing grin on his face. Marik couldn't say he noticed it immediately — he was much too busy beating up gangsters in a video game on their dorm's PlayStation — but when Bakura cleared his throat, Marik looked up, instantly noting a definite change in the smirk on his roommate's features. He paused the game and pressed the 'save' option on the menu as he chuckled, "What's with the smile, Bakura? You look like Melvin does when he thinks about killing people." "Oh, you'll find ou

Thiefshipping -- 'Where the Heart Is' P1 by Dreamnorn, literature

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Thiefshipping -- 'Where the Heart Is' P1

WARNING: Slash pairing, occasional coarse language, college AU. Marik was starting to notice strange things about his roommate. These last few months of coexistence had brought the Egyptian a specific image of what life in the dorm would be like. Bakura, another student, would consciously not give a shit about most of what Marik wanted. Whenever Marik would try to study, Bakura proceeded to watch TV on high volume just to agitate him; whenever Bakura would try to study, Marik retaliated by singing karaoke at the top of his lungs. They would argue over everything, from pizza toppings to domestic chores to miniscule habits that the other woul

The Anti-Homecoming Hide-and-Seek-a-Thon by Dreamnorn, literature

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The Anti-Homecoming Hide-and-Seek-a-Thon

One of the many reasons to attend an arts high school has to do with the many creative unofficial alternatives to events. If some students can't or doesn't want to attend something that the school plans, it's almost guaranteed that someone in your circle of friends would arrange a more entertaining or more plausible meeting. Whether it's similar or vastly different from the original school plans depends on the person mapping out the alternative. The homecoming of junior year in 2011 was one of those school events that, even if I innately desired to go, attending would have been next to impossible. Although I give props for the James Bond, Go

Counterclockwise by Dreamnorn, literature

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Counterclockwise

Sofia and Brianna looked at each other, shrugged, and turned back to the lesson. Normally I would have quietly criticized such mannerisms, but at that point I hardly cared. I wrote the entire story finish to start. I smiled. "I'm writing a story backwards. The beginning will be the surprise." "In English?" Brianna, ever the eavesdropper, turned around. "All stories follow that boring routine—lather, rinse, repeat. The ending is always last. It only took me until just now to realize it." Grinning—definitely not grimacing now!—I reached for the pencil I took out and started to scribble away on my paper. Confused, I heard Sofi

GerIta -- Nightmare by Dreamnorn, literature

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GerIta -- Nightmare

Warning: Slash pairing. Italy didn't consider himself a slave to routine. Even though Germany would get upset and yell at him whenever he showed up late or skipped out on training altogether, the auburn-haired nation couldn't bring himself to care. He liked sometimes staying in for breakfast or skipping down to the coffee shop; he liked sometimes stopping to pick flowers or chat with pretty girls; he liked sometimes taking a siesta or going into town for the afternoon. Every day was a little bit different, and Italy was happy to have variety. But even amongst the random variables of his day, one aspect never changed – that Germany woul

Hetalia -- Tuna Foam by Dreamnorn, literature

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Hetalia -- Tuna Foam

Warning: Just.... warning. As far as allies went, Italy was not one of the strongest nor bravest nor brightest – but damn the pants off of Germany if Italy wasn't a good cook (or maybe you should damn them off anyway). One of the things Germany and Japan always looked forward to was the brunet's meals, from pizza to tortellini to lasagna to other Italian-sounding things that they weren't sure what they were but they ate anyway because it all tasted bitching. Some of the food was so wonderful that they considered using it to make peace with the Allied Forces, but really, who would want to share such delicacies? This is why on one fatefu

The Right Words -- Spain's POV by Dreamnorn, literature

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The Right Words -- Spain's POV

Warning: Spamano slash pairing. Whenever I look out the window absentmindedly, my thoughts wander to him. He's always there in the glass, pouting and glaring and calling me a bastard. But that's okay, because then his face gets red and adorable and just so cute that I want to hug him and never let go. It doesn't matter what important things were on my mind before, or if I strove to stay on track; there's no point in trying. Resistance is futile—just like if he was an alien trying to conquer the world! Actually, he does have that weird little hair curl on his head that looks like an antenna. Maybe he is an alien! A cute frowning tomato-

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Counterclockwise by Dreamnorn, literature

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Oh dear. It would appear you've stumbled upon this relic of my adolescence.

It is unlikely that I'll return to DeviantART in any meaningful way, but I appreciate you coming by. To everyone who followed me here during my period of activity: thank you so much. I appreciate all the kindness and support I got, including the nice comments I received on my early work. This really helped me grow, both as a person and an artist, and for that I'm forever grateful. c:

Meanwhile, I have no plans to deactivate this account. I'd like to return periodically to it and remember what I was like and see just how much I've grown and changed.

Take care, and don't eat the blue carrots, my friends.

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Dreamnorn

Oct 2, 2013

Has It Seriously Been a Year?

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...Because holy crapping Christ, that's a long time! Hey, everybody... so... I have no idea who still knows I'm alive. In the time I've been gone, I've graduated high school, been accepted into college, fallen deeper in love with Yugioh as an ongoing obsession, fallen IN love with Homestuck as another obsession that's kind of running hand-in-hand with the whole Yugioh thing... intense stuff. I actually am prepping to upload more writing, both to continue what I already have put on here, as well as other completed projects I've done this past year. I've been busy doing things, including starting a webcomic, working on a solo novel and a co-o

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Dreamnorn

Sep 4, 2012

I'm Alive. But School Exists.

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...And, therefore, finding time to reply to comments sucks. I'm very sorry about that because I took the time to read them all this morning and I want to be able to respond to all of them, but in a few minutes I'll have to devote my time to getting ready for school, so... This is just an update letting you know I still have a pulse, I've been chipping away at all my projects, I love everyone who's left comments and cares about me and stuff, and that I'm breathing. Actually, scratch that last part -- I've been having trouble breathing lately because I have a mild sickness and, combined with asthma, that makes things a bit more difficult than

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Dreamnorn

Aug 24, 2012

Slowdown + First Week of School

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I apologize for not keeping up as fast as I'd like with my projects and writing and everything, but that just happens when you go to a school that lasts from 8:05 to 4:50 every day and you're getting re-accustomed to it from summer. So... yes. I'm working on everything. It just won't be fast. Here are some general first reactions, by the way, based on the first two days I've had in each set of academic classes: CALCULUS (AP): The teacher is a quiet, elderly man with a broken arm. He seems so sad all the time and I just want to hug him and help him and teach the class for him. It's breaking my heart. I try to focus instead on my math (which

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Leonofparodies

Sep 5, 2016

Once again, Happy Birthday!

Leonofparodies

Sep 5, 2015

Happy Birthday Again! I'd draw you a custom card, but I'm lazy.

Leonofparodies

Sep 5, 2014

Happy Birthday! I drew you a picture! leonofparodies.deviantart.com/…

HAPPEH BDAY!

Hey!

I was wondering if you would like to join an RPG video game development project?

You can take a look at some of the public info here:

Deviantart.com
phoenix--dream.deviantart.com/

Facebook.com
www.facebook.com/phoenixdreamr…

Our current official website
fadedhaven.com

Waiting for your soon reply,
Andris Celms, Producer and Creative Director of Phoenix Dream

Happy Birthday~

Thank you! <3